She called it "Winter Blahs"

A cold that settles into your bones so deep that fifteen minutes under a steaming shower isn't enough to draw it to the surface.

Dry skin. Too many layers of last year's clothes. "Seasonal Depression."

What can cure this? A shopping spree with power bill money? A hamburger with extra mayo? Ten minutes in an ultraviolet coffin holding pre-cancerous cells to their promises?